I'm sure they're doing their best - Episodes

November 2024
- 259: I'm sure they go down real quick (November 18)
- 258: I'm sure their buttons are wrong (November 11)
- 257: I'm sure there is a lady in their phone (November 4)
October 2024
- 256: I'm sure they do parades (October 21)
- 255: I'm sure the moments are the only small things (October 7)
- 254: I'm sure it's a pain in their pants (October 1)
September 2024
- 253: I'm sure they'll shove a battery in the butt (September 16)
- 252: I'm sure the cheese is too far gone (September 9)
August 2024
- 251: I'm sure they're extra wiggly (August 26)
- 250: I'm sure it's business, always business (August 19)
- 249: I'm sure they're a little bulge-y (August 5)
July 2024
- 248: I'm sure they squeak when they get pushed down (July 30)
- 247: I'm sure they'll protect their edging (July 22)
- 246: I'm sure they're powered by phantoms (July 15)
- 245: I’m sure there’s nothing for the beans (July 1)
June 2024
- 244: I'm sure they'll get Buffy hair (June 24)
- 243: I'm sure they'll fix their mistakes (June 17)
- 242: I'm sure they'll guzzle the AI (June 10)
- 241: I'm sure they'll enjoy the thickness (June 3)
May 2024
- 240: I'm sure they'll eat in the swamp (May 27)
- 239: I'm sure they'll bump into things (May 14)
April 2024
- 238: I'm sure they are band royalty (April 29)
- 237: I'm sure they are font nerds (April 22)
- 236: I’m sure they’ve got a pity pile (April 15)
- 235: I'm sure they are well transcribed (April 2)
March 2024
- 234: I'm sure the velcro will hold them (March 25)
- 233: I'm sure they are Bavarian Legends(TM) (March 18)
- 232: I'm sure they have a forehead (March 4)
February 2024
- 231: I'm sure they're in wiggle mode (February 26)
- 230: I’m sure they have a variety of fluids (February 19)
- 229: I'm sure they'll go to the NASCAR game (February 12)
- 228: I'm sure they're aggressively carbonated (February 5)
January 2024
- 227: I'm sure they are truck (January 29)
- 226: I'm sure they have a list (January 22)
- 225: I'm sure they're full of sand (January 15)
- 224: I'm sure they are bear (January 1)
December 2023
- 223: I'm sure they're being really safe (December 26)
- 222: I'm sure they'll give it a good squeeze (December 19)
- 221: I'm sure they're dollar butthole lickers (December 11)
- 220: I'm sure they're hell adjacent (December 4)
November 2023
- 219: I'm sure they've got Daddy's mouth (November 20)
- 218: I'm sure they'll smell burnt toast (November 6)
October 2023
- 217: I'm sure their lips will fall off (October 30)
- 216: I'm sure they'll buy the right cable (October 23)
- 215: I'm sure they're as big as a buffalo (October 16)
- 214: I'm sure it's long enough to play with (October 9)
- 213: I'm sure they'll sit erect (October 2)
September 2023
- 212: I'm sure they have big heads (September 25)
- 211: I'm sure they'll increase the size of the guards (September 18)
- 210: I'm sure they'll cram it into a small hole (September 11)
- 209: I'm sure they'll do their special exercises (September 4)
August 2023
- 208: I'm sure they'll trust the toilet (August 28)
- 207: I'm sure it's two inches too big (August 21)
- 206: I'm sure they're big crooners (August 7)
- 205: I'm sure they'll go for the brown (August 1)
July 2023
- 204: I'm sure it's bigger than people think (July 24)
- 203: I'm sure they have silicone tips (July 17)
- 202: I'm sure they're beta boys (July 10)
- 201: I'm sure they have a special slot (July 3)
June 2023
- 200: I’m sure they’ll get better pants (June 20)
- 199: I'm sure they have all day battery life (June 12)
- 198: I'm sure they have concrete in their mouth (June 5)
May 2023
- 197: I'm sure they want the facial (May 29)
- 196: I’m sure they’ll scrobble through the stream (May 22)
- 195: I'm sure they're just there for the drugs (May 15)
- 194: I'm sure they won't gush too much (May 8)
April 2023
- 193: Kebab (April 24)
- 192: I'm sure they'll generate food (April 17)
- 191: I'm sure they get hot in the crevice (April 10)
- 190: I'm sure they need the rest (April 3)
March 2023
- 189: I'm sure they can handle that thing (March 27)
- 188: I'm sure they'll like the taper (March 20)
- 187: I'm sure they are targeted individuals (March 13)
- 186: I'm sure they're not Archimedes (March 6)
February 2023
- 185: I'm sure there were fingers (February 27)
- 184: I'm sure they'll order diabetes on the internet (February 20)
- 183: I'm sure the juice smells bad (February 13)
January 2023
- 182: I'm sure they've got low domes (January 30)
- 181: I'm sure they've got too many boxes (January 23)
- 180: I'm sure the bloggers are there (January 16)
- 179: I'm sure their nub responds to pressure (January 9)
- 178: I'm they'll experience toast (January 2)
December 2022
- 177: I'm sure they'll rub a little rock on it (December 26)
- 176: I'm sure they've got gross feet stuff (December 19)
- 175: I'm sure they're in all the bands (December 12)
- 174: I'm sure they're afraid of the juice (December 5)
November 2022
- 173: I'm sure they have a fuzz factor (November 28)
- 172: I'm sure they're rimmed in rubber (November 21)
- 171: I'm sure they're parody accounts (November 14)
October 2022
- 170: I'm sure they've got Piles (October 31)
- 169: I’m sure they’ll talk to a human (October 25)
- 168: I'm sure they'll be the king of the nerds (October 17)
- 167: I'm sure they need a tub somewhere (October 10)
- 166: I'm sure they'll win the band (October 3)
September 2022
- 165: I'm sure they'll get in their cardboard coffins (September 26)
- 164: I'm sure they wish it were less sensitive (September 19)
- 163: I'm sure they'll see a lot of Rick Astley (September 12)
- 162: I'm sure they've got their favorite things (September 6)
August 2022
- 161: I'm sure they'll crank it all the way up (August 29)
- 160: I'm sure they'll lube up the switches (August 22)
- 159: I'm sure they have a big hole to fill (August 15)
- 158: I'm sure they have a sweaty lap (August 8)
- 157: I'm sure they keep a trowel in their pocket (August 1)
July 2022
- 156: I'm sure it's too much milk (July 25)
- 155: I'm sure that Erik will be back on the show (July 18)
- 154: I'm sure they'll finger their lamp (July 5)
June 2022
- 153: I'm sure they were worth the wait (June 27)
- 152: I'm sure they'll plug the cloud into it (June 20)
- 151: I’m sure they got the big trip (June 13)
- 150: I’m sure they have dress shorts (June 7)
May 2022
- 149: I'm sure their butt laser does mouse stuff (May 31)
- 148: I'm sure they'll poop in an airplane (May 23)
- 147: I'm sure they won't replace Drew (May 16)
- 146: I'm sure their crank feels good (May 2)
April 2022
- 145: I'm sure they're fingering it (April 25)
- 144: I'm sure they'll juice those boys (April 18)
- 143: I'm sure they're not famous yet (April 11)
- 142: Je suis sûr qu'ils sont français (April 4)
March 2022
- 141: I'm sure they've got good bones (March 28)
- 140: I'm sure they're vibrant (March 21)
- 139: I'm sure they've done their research (March 14)
- 138: I'm sure they go in spurts (March 7)
February 2022
- 137: I'm sure they'll make their pouches bigger (February 28)
- 136: I'm sure they're very vascular (February 21)
- 135: I'm sure they'll make the right call (February 14)
- 134: I'm sure they have a ritual (February 7)
January 2022
- 133: I'm sure they're not a gimmick (January 31)
- 132: I'm sure they're sitting on it wrong (January 24)
- 131: I'm sure they have favorite bugs (January 18)
- 130: I'm sure they're sorry about the hum (January 10)
- 129: I'm sure they'll weigh everything (January 3)
December 2021
- 128: I'm sure they're bottom boys (December 27)
- 127: I'm sure they'll grapple all the hooks (December 20)
- 126: I'm sure they'll grab and pull it (December 13)
- 125: I’m sure the P stands for properties (December 6)
November 2021
- 124: I'm sure they won't be sued for libel (November 29)
- 123: I'm sure they're impressive for their size (November 15)
- 122: I'm sure they deserve a treat (November 1)
October 2021
- 121: I'm sure they have the biggest pumpkins (October 25)
- 120: I'm sure they'll join the drop (October 18)
- 119: I'm sure they'll eat a bunch of really bad food (October 11)
- 118: I'm sure they'll get the goop out of their cracks (October 4)
September 2021
- 117: I'm sure they like it in the bottom better (September 27)
- 116: I'm sure they'll talk about the Apple Event too much (September 20)
- 115: I'm sure they won't need one quite so big (September 13)
- 114: I'm sure they'll blend (September 7)
August 2021
- 113: I'm sure they're known for their sacs (August 30)
- 112: I'm sure they are context sensitive (August 23)
- 111: I'm sure they'll poke it to get it off (August 16)
- 110: I'm sure it's the right color (August 9)
- 109: I’m sure they’ll shove things in their mouths (August 2)
July 2021
- 108: I’m sure they expected it to be bigger (July 20)
- 107: I'm sure they're big beta boys (July 12)
- 106: I'm sure they'll adjust their flavor profiles (July 6)
June 2021
- 105: I'm sure they're just a little bit fancy (June 28)
- 104: I'm sure they won't be cursed by witches (June 21)
- 103: I'm sure they won't be late for their recording session (June 14)
- 102: I'm sure they won't burn their ships (June 7)
- 101: I'm sure they won't compliment each other too much (June 1)
May 2021
- 100: I'm sure they don't want to suck on it for a long time (May 24)
- 99: I'm sure they have holes in their bottoms (May 17)
- 98: I’m sure they’ll barf some rainbows (May 10)
- 97: I'm sure they'll spit in each other's mouths (May 3)
April 2021
- 96: I'm sure they'll accidentally touch (April 26)
- 95: I'm sure they'll make great cyborgs (April 19)
- 94: I'm sure it's in there somewhere (April 12)
- 93: I'm sure Satan lives in their butts (April 5)
March 2021
- 92: I'm sure they're primed for disappointment (March 22)
- 91: I'm sure they're cable cuddlers (March 15)
- 90: I'm sure they've never committed any war crimes (March 8)
- 89: I'm sure they're curious (March 1)
February 2021
- 88: I'm sure they've got fast shutter speeds (February 22)
- 87: I'm sure they'll schwipp it (February 15)
- 86: I'm sure they're big dumpy elephants (February 8)
- 85: I'm sure they're running on cocaine (February 1)
January 2021
- 84: I'm sure they'll be competent podcasters (January 25)
- 83: I'm sure they have a little divot (January 18)
- 82: I'm sure they'll await (January 11)
- 81: I'm sure they'll butter it up (January 4)
December 2020
- 80: I'm sure they have slits in their bottoms (December 21)
- 79: I'm sure they'll get rambunctious at Bed Time (December 14)
- 78: I'm sure they've got thick margins (December 7)
November 2020
- 77: I'm sure that speed impresses them (November 30)
- 76: I'm sure they'll find the perfect icons (November 23)
- 75: I'm sure something will go wrong (November 16)
- 74: I'm sure their lamb lights up (November 9)
- 73: I'm sure they have the right number of holes (November 2)
October 2020
- 72: I'm sure they'll bang their adapters (October 26)
- 71: I’m sure the magnets go somewhere (October 19)
- 70: I'm sure they look like adults while videoconferencing (October 12)
- 69: I'm sure they'll say "nice" (October 5)
September 2020
- 68: I'm sure they're not okay with harming pets (September 28)
- 67: I'm sure they don't mind the size (September 21)
- 66: I'm sure they'll enjoy their knobs (September 14)
- 65: I'm sure they'll commemorate the occasion (September 8)
August 2020
- 64: I'm sure they'll play with their knobs (August 31)
- 63: I'm sure they know all about the nipples (August 24)
- 62: I'm sure they'll smusch their ISOs (August 18)
- 61: I'm sure they'll have at least eight inches (August 10)
- 60: I'm sure they're still en route to DHL e-commerce (August 3)
July 2020
- 59: I'm sure they'll do their homework (July 27)
- 58: I'm sure they're not doctors (July 20)
- 57: I'm sure they'll leave well enough alone (July 13)
- 56: I’m sure the shooty man will show up on the screen (July 6)
June 2020
- 55: I'm sure they'll be first in line for the new Macs (June 29)
- 54: I'm sure they won't bake their XBoxes (June 22)
- 53: I'm sure they won't get rug burns from their couch (June 15)
- 52: I'm sure it's not the end of their worlds (June 8)
- 51: I'm sure they won't drink any poop (June 2)
May 2020
- 50: I'm sure they won't do a boring clip show (May 26)
- 49: I'm sure they won't come damaged (May 18)
- 48: I'm sure they can handle 13 inches (May 11)
- 47: I'm sure they won't depress all their listeners (May 4)
April 2020
- 46: I'm sure they'll quarantine their packages (April 27)
- 45: I'm sure they'll get their mail eventually (April 20)
- 44: I'm sure they'll have some fun with that box (April 13)
- 43: I'm sure they do more than play video games (April 6)
March 2020
- 42: I'm sure they'll get their fingers out of their mouths (March 30)
- 41: I'm sure they'll figure out their pizza situation (March 23)
- 40: I'm sure they'll get through this (March 16)
- 39: I'm sure they haven't been burning the candle at both ends (March 9)
- 38: I'm sure they'll remember to hit record (March 2)
February 2020
- 37: I'm sure they'll half pull it out (February 24)
- 36: I'm sure they'll grab the nub and yank (February 17)
- 35: I'm sure they'll hose down their case (February 10)
- 34: I’m sure they’ll be mosh pit adjacent (February 3)
January 2020
- 33: I'm sure they like the tip (January 27)
- 32: I'm sure they'll whap that button (January 20)
- 31: I’m sure they’ll both make full recoveries (January 13)
- 30: I’m sure they’ll meet their deductibles (January 6)
December 2019
- 29: I’m sure they’ll do better next year (December 30)
- 28: I'm sure they'll have a Merry Christmas (December 23)
- 27: I'm sure they have a PhD in Thermodynamics (December 16)
- 26: I'm sure they'll stop pooping soon (December 9)
- 25: I'm sure they're here for the gravy (December 2)
November 2019
- 24: I'm sure they'll activate your smart speakers in this podcast (November 25)
- 23: I’m sure they can’t talk with those things in their mouths (November 18)
- 22: I'm sure they'll won't post a bunch of Amazon SEO links (November 10)
- 21: I'm sure they have strong enamel (November 4)
October 2019
- 20: I'm sure they'll remember their battle jackets (October 28)
- 19: I'm sure they care about font kerning (October 13)
- 18: I’m sure they won’t bring a gun to soccer practice (October 7)
September 2019
- 17: I'm sure they'll remember to say "thank you" (September 30)
- 16: I'm sure they'll get all the fake blood out of their hair (September 23)
- 15: I'm sure they believe that birds are real (September 16)
- 14: I'm sure they won't hold it in too long (September 9)
August 2019
- 13: I'm sure they'll go for the meats (August 26)
- 12: I'm sure they do great on their personality assessments (August 19)
- 11: I'm sure they won't ruin all their comics with fingerprints (August 12)
- 10: I'm sure they'll probably quit after 10 episodes (August 5)
July 2019
- 9: I'm sure they can just stop being sad whenever they want (July 28)
- 8: I'm sure their food will be fine on the front porch (July 22)
- 7: I'm sure they passed a high school civics class (July 15)
- 6: I'm sure they'll find a use for all those unicorns (July 8)
- 5: I'm sure they didn't eat any corndogs (July 1)
June 2019
- 4: I'm sure they're very emollient (June 23)
- 3: I'm sure they probably won't die from radiation posioning (June 17)
- 2: I'm sure they'll be fine in the moshpit (June 13)
- 1: Bleep Bloop (June 2)